Palin: "Hello, good evening and welcome to another edition of Blood Devastation Death War and Horror, and later on we'll be meeting a man who *does* gardening. But first on the show we've got a man who speaks entirely in anagrams."

Idle: "Taht si crreoct."

Palin: "Do you enjoy it?"

Idle: "I stom certainly od. Revy chum so."

Palin: "And what's your name?"

Idle: "Hamrag - Hamrag Yatlerot."

Palin: "Well, Graham, nice to have you on the show. Now, where do you come from?"

Idle: "Bumcreland."

Palin: "Cumberland?"

Idle: "Stah't it sepricely."

Palin: "And I believe you're working on an anagram version of Shakespeare?"

Idle: "Sey, sey - taht si crreoct, er - ta the mnemot I'm wroking on The Mating of the Wersh."

Palin: "The Mating of the Wersh? By William Shakespeare?"

Idle: "Nay, by Malliwi Rapesheake."

Palin: "And what else?"

Idle: "Two Netlemeng of Verona, Twelfth Thing, The Chamrent of Venice."

Palin: "Have you done Hamlet?"

Idle: "Thamle. 'Be ot or bot ne ot, tath is the nestquoi.'"

Palin: "And what is your next project?"

Idle: "Ring Kichard the Thrid."

Palin: "I'm sorry?"

Idle: "'A shroe! A shroe! My dingkom for a shroe!'"

Palin: "Ah, Ring Kichard, yes ... but surely that's not an anagram, that's a spoonerism."

Idle: "If you're going to split hairs, I'm going to piss off." (Exit)

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